I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious
Baby. Let’s get out the good china.
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and hello
"You’ve seen me without the mask. I’m totally hot"
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
sarcasm - I sprinkle that shit on everything