that understands you , laughs at every joke you say not because it’s funny but because it’s stupid , makes fun of you for the stupidest things , makes you laugh and smile no matter the time of the day , picks fights with you just because their scared of losing you , and is there for you through everything that comes by in life … don’t let that person go . When this person can make you feel so loved and special , that’s when you know you’ve found a keeper , forever .
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
Brawl came out over 5 years ago
Wow, time passed by so quickly. I remember one of the coolest teachers I ever had (my AP stats teacher) brought her gamecube to class and people played Melee in honor of Brawl’s release. It was hilarious.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
when you get back to tumblr and something big happened while you were gone
then you try to join in
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
i fucking love this website.
one of the greatest things I have ever read